curious mermaids ॐ Bonjour, my name is Britani. i fly a magic carpet in Orlando. Pink is my favorite color and Diet Coke is my addiction. Single.


This tree grows 40 different types of stone fruit each and every year.It was made by Sam Van Aken by grafting branches of different types of trees together. 


"It’s about 4 o’clock on a Thursday, and a caftan-bedecked Karlie Kloss is perched on the edge of a gigantic, fuming volcano crater, her bare legs and feet dangling into the hazy void.'Make it look more adventurous,' calls out Ryan McGinley, the photographer snapping her from an equally precarious spot on a nearby outcropping of rock.'It’s pretty damn adventurous,' Kloss yells back.”

Karlie Kloss at Masaya Volcano National Park by Ryan McGinley for T, The New York Times Style Magazine 

i reblog this everytime just for the caption oops









i feel as if this symbolizes the fact that shes under so much stress to be beautiful

or shes stoned as fuck

Or she stabbed herself in the eye with the brush

Or she’s crying because for once she got the volume her mascara brand promised her

lol or maybe its just a picture with cool contrast meant to give off an eerie and creepy vibe. 

Or she’s turning into the black swan

Or maybe she’s born with it

Or maybe it’s Maybelline

You guys are all fucked 


I don’t give a fuck if I reblog something twice like I reblog it once then I see it later and I’m like haha that’s funny and I do it again u feel me

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spam my insta @maddyhebden and ill spam your back

this is an acurrate representation of how i tell a joke

sometimes i wonder what the voice actors of this show are thinking when they record scenes like this


"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

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